May 2013
do you ever think about how weird reading is
our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
kians-redball:
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
theywillliveagaininfreedom:
hamburgay:
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
nicodidevilo:
OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
5 tags
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
rabioheab:
grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights